Have you ever wanted to be in two places at once? Has your lover wished they had a detachable version of your cock to keep at the bedside? Love to take your DIY spirit into the bedroom?

Here's your chance to create 3 masterpieces! Clone-A-Willy kits allow you to create a buzzing replica of your own member at home.

All Clone-A-Willy kits are platinum-cure silicone, creating a 100% body safe final product. Plus, they are made in the USA in Portland, OR.

We'll be choosing one very lucky winner to win three kits and the chance to create clones of their goods in three different colors; the original light tone, bright pink, and green glow in the dark.

Click through to enter to win and tell us why you'd like to clone your (or your friend's) willy in the comments below for even more chances. Contest ends March 18, 2016.

Ever wished you could have rock hard erections at the press of a button?

Well now, you can!

Introducing UPRIZE: The world's first auto-erecting dildo.

With the ability to go from limp to pimped in a matter of seconds, there's never been a boner so reliable.

Plus, it houses a super-powerful 10-function motor for intense vibrations that'll please even the most power-hungry pleasure-seekers.

And its versatility doesn't stop there: UPRIZE is hypoallergenic thanks to its silicone body, 100% waterproof, remote controlled and perfectly shaped for G-spot and P-spot massage. Phew!

What's your favorite feature? Let us know in the comments section.

To learn more about UPRIZE, and watch Jess and Sammi gawk at its fabulous uppy-downy glory, keep reading...